Author Description

From an egg ranch to a drive-in theater; from a winery to a grocery store supply warehouse; from a steel mill to a hospital... enjoy the mostly humorous, 99.98% accurate-as far as he can remember-stories and tales from 50 years of a hard-working man. Laugh with-and at-the author as he tries to find as much humor as possible as he toils year after year for "the man." Watch him juggle, figuratively and mentally, everything from eggs to frozen foods to cadavers. (Okay. There was only that one dead body that one time!) Marvel at the extremes, from the hot, filthy, noisy environs of a dangerous steel mill, to the cool, antiseptic, quiet halls of an equally dangerous hospital. (It is where all the sick people go!) Then, the inevitable... he became permanently unemployed. (Some call it 'retirement.') Basically, this workography was written so that, when he goes to that big, comfy recliner in the sky, his grandkids will be able to remember him better.