Author Description

Ten fictional catastrophes so believable you'll swear you were there, or thank the gods you weren't. From disastrous dates to bodily betrayals, 10 Ways to Sh*t Yourself* dives headfirst into the moments polite society pretends don't happen. Each story captures that unmistakably British blend of dignity, denial, and damage control, the kind of chaos that starts with optimism and ends with air freshener. Inside, you'll discover: Romantic implosions worthy of a health warning. Office misadventures HR can't file. Ball Pit explosions. And a few unspeakable moments of digestive rebellion. It's fiction, but you'll recognise the truth in every panic, apology, and clean-up operation. Outrageous, relatable, and laugh-out-loud grim, the perfect escape for anyone who's ever tried to keep calm and carry on when they absolutely shouldn't have. Contains strong language.