So, you think you had it bad in high school? Well imagine you're very rich, very blonde and very busty with an ass you could bounce quarters off-but with a very unfortunate name. And then imagine you're the new girl at school and everybody HATES you-from the mayor of Cleveland to your fellow classmates in Special Ed to your own mother and stepfather. That is the life Candice Wallows-the girl with that very unfortunate name-faces every day as she drives her hot pink Fiat to Two Hills High School and just tries to get along. Based loosely on Harvey Kurtzman and Will Elder's brilliant Playboy comic strip, Little Annie Fanny, Candice is how Annie might have been as a teenager. Too dumb and too damn sexy for her own good. Join author Charie D. La Marr as she takes Candi and a crazy cast of characters ranging from her best friend Danica, a Goth/emo rich kid rebelling against her establishment parents, a wheelchair bound gangsta and his gangbanger girlfriend, Snowflake queens Trent and Michael, her Humbert Humbert stepfather Tad, a rabid custodian named Marquis Robinson, a pair of senior citizen home nudists working their way up to fifty shades of gray, a couple clowns and everybody in between on a wild ride that ends badly for just about everybody but our girl Candi. Find out what happens when EVERYBODY WANTS A PIECE OF CANDY. "A raunchy sex romp not lacking in charm; like a modernized '70s trash-cult cinema classic in book form." Jeff O'Brien Author of BigBoobenstein and Heart Shaved Box