First there were Pirates, then there were Ninjas, then came fire and the wheel. Then, on the seventh day came...the Vikings?! Five years ago, humble linguist and scribe Kineas P. Montague was caught between Pirates and Ninjas competing for their ancestors' treasures. He escaped not only with his life, but with all the treasures they sought! Now a mysterious inscription directs him to an even greater treasure - and a second confrontation with his relentless pursuers, the Pirates and Ninjas, leading them all to the land of the ice and snow!