BLURB “Go save your Grandmother.” With those words, Red Hood races off to the Emerald Forest cruise ship to rescue her grandmother - and her inheritance - from a gigolo. An emerald necklace, woodsman, wolf and a night with liquid chocolate and whipping cream all make for one memorable cruise. EXCERPT He settled on the stool next to her. "So, to continue my Red Riding Hood theme—" "You aren't going to sing again?" "I might. Obviously you're Red Riding Hood. I'm the woodsman, which is funny because that's my name." "This is me laughing." She took her drink from the bartender and had a sip. "Mmm." "Your grandmother's here, so all we have to do is find the wolf. And I think I know who it is?" He popped his eyebrows up and down. "The guy who says he's a fashion photographer, you know, Wilhelm Olf." Red choked on her drink. When she stopped coughing, she said, "You've been out in the hot sun way too long. I think your brain is baked." Ignoring her sarcasm, he continued, "I'll bet he's one of those guys who goes on cruises and looks for people to rob. He's way too smooth, a Scandinavian last name--Olf and a Latin lover image going on, but he sounds—" "American. I know." Red began to see some sense in Chopper's ramblings. "That makes him the bad guy, which is the wolf. Wolf? Look at his name. W. Olf." Red crinkled her brow in confusion and took another swallow of her Slow Screw. "Ok, teacher time. Sound out the word – w – olf. Put the sounds together and what do you get?" "A punch in the nose." "Wolf. Can you say wolf?" He checked right and left. "I've seen him stalking around the ship, hiding in shadows, watching people." Rolling her eyes, Red said, "Drink your drink. You've lost your grip on reality and need alcohol." "Yea, well, when your diamond tiara is missing, don't come running to me." Adult Excerpt The glass sliding doors to t