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Since the dawn of time, beards have seen endless persecution for gracing men's faces with their squiggly presence. From beard taxes to razor blades, from the barbarous barbarisms of barbarian barbers to the more recent heresy of laser hair removal procedures, the threat of a worldwide extinction of manliness is an ever-present reality.Even the great King Arthur himself was once forced to take up arms in defense of his beard when a giant was foolish enough to threaten it.Let's face it, growing a beard can lead to all manner of intolerant questions and remarks and it's not as though anyone has had the good sense to make some sort of book that offers clever responses to these sorts of pesterings... UNTIL NOW!!!From arguably the worst-selling author you've only recently heard of, the genius behind such instant classics as The Little Book of Misfortune Cookies and... probably something else, comes a book on a subject that's near and dear to every real man's face: BEARDS! 101 Things to Say When People Question the Beard is, quite possibly, the single best gift anyone could bestow upon a man, woman, child or pet, whether they have a beard or are simply considering growing one.If you order now, the box this book is shipped in may contain a sampling of air that, at some point in history, passed through the hairy nostrils of a bearded man! So what are you waiting for? Epic beardliness awaits!