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<b><i>My name is Larson Blackburn. If anyone had written a fiction novel that mirrored my life over the past year, I would've called it "Science" fiction, or accused said author of being high on crack. . . but the truth is, I'd be the one in denial.</i></b> <p>You see, through the most unlikely chain of events, it seems I've fallen in love with my nemesis. That's right. The one and only Troy Babilonia, a.k.a. <b><i>"Babu the Literary Critic." </i></b>Remember him? The one that attempted to 'black ball' my masterpiece of literary fiction and take me down with it? <p>Only the thing is, he failed and I succeeded. Now I'm trying to succeed in this relationship we have together. It's always a challenge, but I'm the best thing that ever happened to Troy Babilonia! <p><b><i>My name is Troy Babilonia, and yes, I'm sure you follow my literary review column on the Bluffington Gazette: Babu's Book Talk.</i></b> <p>Long story short, one of the Indie Author's I annihilated last year became so genuinely enamored with me that we managed to fall in love. Yes, I own L. Blackburn's heart, and trust me, it isn't always a bed of roses this relationship thing. But, it's going on one year soon, and boy, do I have a surprise for him! The sparks will fly, that much you can count on. <p><b><i>Hello. My name is Ida Whatley. I'm the elderly neighbor of both Larson and Troy.</i></b> That's right, I've had a bird's eye view of their shenanigans over the past six months. <b><i>All I can say is . . . Oy!</i></b> <p><b><i>Because "Black Balled" just wasn't enough, Smith & Lenoir bring you "Hard Edit!"</i></b>