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STREWTHWANT TO KNOW A LITTLE OR A LOT ABOUT AUSTRALIA?WANT TO BE AN HONORARY AUSSIE?STONE THE CROWS!What's the go with Oz?People just don't get it.Are you the same?In Bill 'Scratch' Cunningham's Latest book he will introduce you to :Budgie smugglers (men's' swimming briefs)A cat's eye = sausage roll; meat packet cylindrical covered with pastry.'Aye, don't come the raw prawn' = STOP talking shit.'av' a go ya mug'= come on get into whatever you are doing. For example, in sports or even at work. Use: at a cricket match when the scoring is slow = 'av a go ya mug' to speed things up!Do you struggle to get your head around the Australian way of doing things and moreover the way they actually say things?Well cobber, settle down. You just need to grab a sanga or sausage sizzle, wash it down with some neck oil and chillax. It's no use rushing on the tucker as you don't want to chunder. And remember to go easy on the three cheers you don't want to look like a wally if you over indulge. Firstly, to understand a little bit of the why and what for of the Aussie way of doing things you probably need to consider some relaxation time. So, here's an idea ... why not now head down to the beach to watch the world go by? But watch=out for the after darks! It will probably be a 'beaut' arvo with an optic never or two as the good bodies walk on by. Don't forget your thongs it's Summer and it's hot out. Blokes don't forget the budgie smugglers. Now, lay out the farmer's plough and take it all in.You know, up the line they don't get much time to do this but when they get a chance to hit the big smoke their brains run amok looking at what city folk get up to. Unless you have a few kangaroos loose in the top paddock there is no way you wouldn't enjoy down under with all the scenery (and the beach is just one type). There's heap more. Hit the frog and toad, go out west, or hit the bush and simply people watch, take in some adventures and abuse the climate ... and you can't lose. But hold onto