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I didn't feel Incredibly sad, or incredibly happy by the time I had reached the ripe old age of 14. My life kinda felt like the lost and found P.E kit at School. No one wanted to admit to owning such a monstrosity, and trying to wear it as you had nothing else was basically - social suicide. My perception of life up until this point was as if I had wandered precariously onto a random film set. Zero clue as to where I fitted in, the plot, or my lines. Due to this predicament though I was quite interested in the notion of love. As I had heard it conquers all right? Well then, armed to the teeth with acne, shoulder length hair and a skinny frame to boot... I need a girlfriend. What if the object of my affections doesn't like me though? Well I can change doll face MWAHAHA - HAAA! Whatever you want me to be! Shit I don't care if I forget who I ruddy well was in the first place!... Well, as long as you love me yeah?!