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READ BY JOHN PICKARDA, B, C, D, here I comeSwifter than the wind from a polecats bum!Some people keep diaries. Salvatore dAmato aka Sally Tomato is keeping an alphabet. Yes an alphabet! Of Dire and Disgusting Ditties.At the rate of two letters a week, he reckons it will take him through to the end of term. By which time he will have kissed a girl! Finding a girlfriend is Sals Number One aim in life. After all, hes already reached the grand old age of twelve, so he cant afford to wait much longerPerfect audio tape material, as Sally recounts all his hilarious experiences.