Eternal damnation sucks, but it’s especially unfair for the clowns. These bumbling fools, whose only living mission was to make people laugh, have been eternally damned for the crimes of mortals perceiving them as creepy over the years. Even worse, the monoceroid overlords—better known as “unicorns” in folklore—have been enjoying their infernal roles as Satan’s finest torturers. These magnificent creatures are actually rotten bastards, and for some reason, they specifically have it out for the clowns. The cursed motleys are now seeking equality, perhaps even redemption. But the unicorns are quite content with the hierarchy, and after eons of crushing these jokers underhoof they’ve become overconfident. An unholy rebellion is brewing. Who will prevail? Who will get a pie in the face?