Author Description

Religion meets capitalism. Miracles meet marketing. The Bible gets a hostile corporate takeover. From bestselling satirist Johann Bachmann comes Trumpianity, a laugh-out-loud, irreverent take on faith, finance, and the absurdity of modern religion gone corporate. When Donald Trump, a self-proclaimed Messiah of Capitalism(TM), appears out of nowhere with a divinely inspired (and heavily monetized) business plan, he assembles a team of questionable disciples to help him build a faith-based financial empire:? Saint Mike Pence-iel - a reluctant spiritual advisor turned corporate sellout? Joe Rogan - a marketing guru who can spin conspiracy theories into ad revenue? Burnout Sanders - a tech genius tasked with automating divine intervention? Alex Jones - a financial mastermind who tries to trademark the Book of Revelations? Elon Musk - a social media expert turning Judgment Day into a viral event Together, they set out to do the impossible: sell salvation, license the afterlife, and make the Ten Commandments a subscription-only service. From NFT-based blessings to pay-per-view apocalypses, Trumpianity is a biting, hilarious, and disturbingly realistic satire of the intersection of faith and finance.? Perfect for fans of Christopher Moore, Terry Pratchett, and anyone who's ever wondered what happens when religion goes full corporate. (Warning: Reading this book may cause divine audits and unsolicited prayers.)