Author Description

Demonic forces invade an amusement park. All Jimmy Miles wanted was a fresh start. All his very pregnant sister, Bailey, wanted was to not give birth next to an animatronic elf singing “Jingle Bell Rock”. Instead, they find themselves in the middle of a full-blown Christmas coup. Santa’s Kingdom, once a jolly wonderland of overpriced cocoa and questionable safety standards, has fallen. The Gingerbread Go-Kart Palace? Seized. The petting zoo? A lawless frontier. And at the centre of it all sits an orange-hued, vape-puffing figure preaching propagandized conspiracy theories to a ragtag army of radicalized children. Their cries, "Make Christmas Great Again!" and "We want to know the truth about Santa!" ring out through the park. But as Jimmy and Bailey navigate this dystopian North Pole knockoff, they realize the kids aren’t the only ones looking to break holiday traditions, for deep beneath Santa’s Lodge, an old horror is stirring. That’s right. Karen’s back. And this time, she’s really not happy with management. Will Jimmy and Bailey survive the War on Christmas? Can Santa’s Kingdom ever be saved? And most importantly—will Karen find a new body to possess? A stocking stuffed with horror-comedy, political satire, holiday chaos, and more unhinged energy than a toddler after six candy canes. Buckle up. This Christmas is gonna be hell. “…a story worthy of Douglas Adams.” Milt Theo “The story is completely original and it is impossible to predict where the plot is going to take the reader. Jimmy’s sardonic sense of humor is a perfect balance to the darker parts of the story.” Indie Reader reviewer.