Author Description

Jacob Woodard is an ordinary guy from a small town, with a job and a hot girlfriend. She owns the local gym where he trains. He runs marathons and enjoys hiking. That is, until one Saturday while hiking alone, he is abducted by an alien from another Galaxy and marched before the leaders of planet Argas. His life is never the same after that. The aliens stalk him, interfering in his job, his romance and all aspects of his life. They want his help and he insists he is the wrong guy. His antics to evade and avoid his stalkers are comical and embarrassing at times. Their presence put his job in jeopardy and his romance on the rocks. His very freedom is threatened when the government thinks he's aiding terrorists. The story is filled with shocking twists and laughable moments as the former jock and high school class clown deals with these invaders in his own inept way.