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Being a certified Chosen One-and thus the world's leading authority on Chosiness-Chosie delves into investigating whether Paul Atreides of Dune: Part Two(R) is a bonafide Chosen One. Unfortunately, it would appear that there is a severe and concerning lack of Dune Popcorn Buckets(R), and because Chosie knows how to sort his priorities, that mystery must be solved before he can make concise conclusions as to Paul's credentials as a Chosen One. Please note that this review is a novelette, and not a novella-let alone a full-fledged novel. You have been informed.