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Normally anything new appeals to us, it's the reason we have shopping malls the size of small countries, where you need an actual road map to navigate through the madness. Our addiction to new stuff is so great, stores have even installed showroom windows to taunt, tempt, and tantalize us with their new products. We even love the smell of new things, the aroma of a new car is intoxicating...Mmmmm. Heck, even new body parts have become big business. Unhappy with your breasts, get new bigger, bouncier ones. You would think with our insatiable appetites for newness, a completely new and improved you would hold great appeal-Especially when it is free! Put something free on one of those TV infomercials and watch have fast it goes and you know how those infomercials always throw in something extra to clench the deal. Well with God's promise of a new mind comes a new blessed life, and the clincher for the deal is eternal life! "That's right folks not only will you receive a new mind, but God will throw in a new life, and as an added extra bonus you will receive absolutely free-Eternal life! No gimmicks, you will live forever, so stop worrying about dying, and pick up the phone and give God a call-He's waiting!"