Author Description

This book is exactly what every mother out there needs to read. You won’t find tips on breastfeeding, sleep training or clipping your newborn’s finger nails in this book. So if you’re looking for that kind of advice, you’re in the wrong place. But if you’re looking for a book that talks about the real, raw truths of motherhood, the stuff moms don’t always talk about, then this is your next read. It’s a mix of hilarious, uncensored stories from mom life, sprinkled with advice and tips to help moms shift their perspective, so they can move away from the stuff they struggle with and towards the stuff they want more of. “We’re expected to cheerfully build human beings inside our bodies, extrude them from our loins with poise, raise them to be respectable humans and calmly tell them they hurt our feelings when they bite us on the saggy skin where our triceps are supposed to be. Motherhood is real and raw, and there’s nothing wrong with talking honestly about it.” That’s precisely what you can expect from this book. It’s a tale of poop, spit-up, coffee, snuggles and pelicans in your body. Enjoy!