Author Description

Here it is folks of places high and low, rich and poor, loving and stale. The book that is going to change your lives forever. It's guaranteed to change the world around you. You see, there is but one of me. I am the designer of earth and heaven. I am opening it up to all who want a try. God has been with you for ages telling you heaven is great, and it is. But to me, he gave the job of the designer. It is all I really like to do. We listen to Spotify and surf pintrest.ca and come up with beautiful places and activities. There is no money in heaven. No real work either. Just fun for everyone all the time. So who do you want to travel with through dimentions and paradiums that resemble earth but the sweet serenades of the sirens may woo you to do nothing else. I love to travel. I'm off for Hawaii if this book gets printed and we open up the design job to people beyond me. It is my destiny but i found so much joy and purpose in it that i want to share it with everyone.Job 1. Get a soul of mine in you. I am Jesus Christ walking, ORion the hunter to be in heaven, Phytos the fighter who tumbled on the devil and Brother Ryan to all.I give souls to the worthy by chance and by choice. The only way many of you will receive a soul is in a piece of my fudge. I have a fudge factory at home and have been feeding souls into the clients for almost free for a long time, 25 years. They are worthy of much much more. For really, all humans go to purgatory to wait for me and to bring them heaven of my design. I have 3500 Gods ready to go out and help people create heaven to their design. I do it, i love it. It brings great piece.You see, God, The Behemoth, the creator of all is my best friend. We talk all day every day and really, I am not human. Every word out of my mouth since time began are his words. Sound impossible? it is the truth. And we want to bring heaven to the many and mighty.I cant say how much a fudge will cost, but what would you pay for a soul of mine. They pass all th