Author Description

Do you feel like life is getting a little too serious? Are you looking for a way to relax and unwind with a touch of adult humor? Then this coloring book is for you! Inside you will find: * Adult phrases that will make you laugh, smirk and smile. * 25 designs to engage your creative side. * Hilarious ways to express the stress of the backyard chef. So grab your colored pens and pencils; have a sit and let the locked up stress out. Time to find out how much fun slightly vulgar can be! Here are the phrases you will find in my book to color: Kiss My Greasy Grill What crawled up your grill and died? One step closer and I marry your arse to this kabob. Bleepin' Bloody Buns Holy Cricket Crap Kiss my crusty kabobs... (smooch!) Hot Dog Doody Bust My Barbequeing Butt Flacking Flicking Flame Licker Dingy Deranged Flame Feedin' Gas Grill Flipping Flaming Fart Fobs Burger Butt Blobs Back Stabbing Barbeque Bilge Go Chit Charcoal Chunks Butt Busting Barbequed Bits Grill Grabbin Flame Flicker Shag my steak and serve it on a platter. Flock my buckin' butane lighter. Baste My Bloody Butt Sucking Sizzling Steak Sauce Seared Snot Farbs Beer Bastin' Butt Bugs Fricking Freaking Fly Crap Well Bust My Barbeque'n Briquettes Back off or this skewer will become your friend.