Author Description

Kristin lives in the suburbs outside Seattle with her snark, her Volvo, and a cat who silently judges her every move. She also happens to spend most of her life naked. Between backyard sunbathing that sparks HOA complaints, hot tub parties that devolve into fart symphonies, and boyfriends who fail the infamous Strip Test (and get their butts slapped on the way out), her stories are equal parts outrageous, raunchy, and side-splitting. This isn't a guide to nudism you'll find in a polite pamphlet. It's a hilarious, wine-soaked romp through real-life adventures, complete with wicker chair disasters, neighbor drama, and friends who think "butt solidarity" is a political movement. Born to Be Bare is part memoir, part comedy survival manual, and all about the joy of living free in your own skin, even when the HOA writes angry letters about it. Perfect for readers who love irreverent humor, jaw-dropping true stories, and the kind of book that makes you laugh so hard you nearly spill your Chardonnay. Are you ready to strip down, pour a glass, and join the madness? Kristin's got a story (and probably a sunburn) for you.