Author Description

Like everyone else, you probably insist, at least out loud, that you hate puns. In your real world, however, you know you do that because you're afraid someone else is listening, and you couldn't 'bare' for them to know that in the deeper part of your heart you have an abiding love for them. In fact, you often find yourself wishing you'd made up some of the more clever ones you've heard along your life's journey. Don't you? Have no fear, you can read PUNishment in the privacy of your own bathroom, or anywhere else you wish, and never have to confide your appreciation for its contents to anyone. However, if you share a few from this book because you find them truly funny, and after you repeat them to your friends and family and they in turn laugh out loud, kindly do this author the honor of mentioning you saw it first in his original book, PUNishment. Crack a smile from time to time, it's easier than cracking an egg and far less messy. ENJOY!