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It's all fun and games until someone gets bit! This is not your typical apocalypse. The zombies want brains, the werewolves want flesh, and Colton Mudd just wants a damn Twinkie. Get ready for one of the most disturbing, twisted, deranged, and just plain f*#@ed up gory horror comedies you'll ever read. It's B movie horror comedy at its finest. If you love movies like Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Halloween, the Evil Dead series, Class of Nuke 'Em High, The Toxic Avenger, Nightmare On Elm Street, and Re-Animator then you'll love Bayou Zombie Werewolves. The body count is staggering, the deaths are bloody, and the situations are extremely violent. Of course what kind of B movie horror book would this be if the boobies weren't full and bouncy, the women sexy, and the story packed with nudity. Yes it's offensive. Yes it's shocking. No we aren't apologizing for any of it. This full length novel is creepy, and vile. It's also hilarious. Now for those of you hardcore fans of bloody gore, sexy women, flesh eating zombies, vicious werewolves, and albino armadillos...here is Uncle Gary's Campfire Stories: Bayou Zombie Werewolves. A Nazi war criminal has been tucked away in a secret science compound in Livingston Parish Louisiana. It was so he could work on the United States' new biological weapon. That doctor, Aribert Heim, has been experimenting on people. He's been creating a parasite that changes the experiments. They grow superhumanly strong, and hunger for flesh and blood. They are a biological weapon that spreads through a bite or other bodily fluid transfer. He calls it project Tithonus, but the other scientists just call them zombies. The zombies aren't the worst thing Aribert's been working on. He's also been testing his parasite on the last known living werewolf. Zombies were bad enough, but a zombie werewolf is a truly horrifying possibility. The mad doctor keeps working and refining his parasite while living like a prisoner inside the compound. That was until President