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Intense, Provocative, Fantastical. It’s nothing personal, it’s just evolution. It's 9:11 PM EST and Dr. Griffin Pennyroyal, an internationally famed conspiracy podcaster with a large, devoted following, is enlightening his viewers regarding the extreme danger we are all in. On this night he is delving deeply into the topic of invasive, extraterrestrial super carrots originating from a planet orbiting Sirius. He calls them Dog Weeds. On this special evening, he is going to present a still-living Dog Weed arm. The arm has other plans. During the live presentation, Dr. Pennyroyal is violently abducted by nefarious forces. They wish to silence his conspiracy theories about the hyper intelligent extraterrestrial humanoid plants that are obsessively focused upon invading and taking control of the Earth. Us Federal Marshals, Aidan, and Tannin, are tasked with saving Pennyroyal. In their passionate quest, they encounter other humanoid species, bipedal salamanders, enlightened evolved sentient plants, and other oddities that seek the same goal of finding Pennyroyal for their own purposes. This true evolution story spans decades and continues with all living species on Earth being slated for imminent extinction. Enjoy being human while you can. Are you Sapiens?