Author Description

Ducks are very sinister creatures! They may look cute, or maybe even cuddly; but you should be wary, because these things are very deceiving. It starts off small at first: You find yourself in a pasty shop, clutching a steak bake, and as you walk outside, there are some Ducks, who are quietly pleading you for a bit of your steak bake. You think 'yeah, why not?', but you have given in to their demands. First it was crumbs, then it was chunks, then the whole pasty. Eventually, it's your gift vouchers, your money, your car, your house; it never ends! Beware of the Ducks Cute and Cuddly exterior, for it's not their real demeanor! Inside this book, you will find some helpful hints as to what you should do, to avoid losing everything; to the Ducks! Also there are some pretty cool poems in here on other subjects including Trains, Cats, Abominable Snowmen, Bass Guitar Playing Basics, and Terrifying People!