A cynical private investigator is hired to recover a stolen artifact of rock and roll history. Frank Elgin, a private investigator known for his existentialist outlook, is tasked by the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame to find the stolen plaster arm cast of guitarist Les Paul. The thieves, a previously unknown group, specialize in stealing such casts from notable individuals, creating a peculiar and challenging case for Elgin.

The premise sets up a unique blend of mystery and humor, centering on an unusual theft within the music memorabilia world. The narrative is characterized by its digressions into film references and current events, suggesting a style that is both intellectually playful and perhaps a bit meandering. The inclusion of a dachshund and the author's characteristic inclusion of 'dames' points to a classic noir sensibility filtered through a comedic lens. This novel promises a quirky, character-driven mystery that eschews contemporary linguistic trends for a more timeless, albeit unconventional, approach to storytelling.