Author Description

Police Officer Rob's day goes from bad to worse when he is mildly injured in the line of duty, and transformed into the part man, part machine Supercop Rob O'Cop, in this misguided tour de force of lazily written nonsense. "Magnificent; I turned each page with trepidation and dread, yet somehow couldn't stop laughing at the inanity of it all. The pain quickly became unbearable." A PASSERBY. IT WAS HIS TIME ROLLING STONE MAGAZINE SAYS: "What? Stop calling me." VANITY FAIR SAYS: "What's with all the spelling mistakes? And why does it smell of fish?" THE AUTHORS SAY: "If you liked the original, you'll hate this. If you didn't like the original, you'll hate this more. If you like the smell of fish, you've come to the right place, my friend." Nominated for retroactive inclusion in the Nuremberg trials. Soon to be a major motion picture, if we can get the budget; otherwise, a colouring book for ages 3 and over.