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The full monty of Britain's most colourful and dynamic politician. This is a different, outrageous and fantastic narrative with amusing quips, based on over 100 true and precise quotations of Boris Johnson who once accurately remarked, "I knew my life would be a farce." Now as the Conservative MP for Uxbridge, with a thumping majority, he may usurp Jeremy Hunt as leader of the Tory party. Love him or loath him; Boris isn't going away soon.This satirical book will be irresistible for you to put down, as It is a fantastical rib-tickling venture into Boris's own world; one that is irreverent to the core and pulls no punches. It is a commentary for those who possess a wicked sense of humour. It focuses on Boris's Britain and speculates with tongue in cheek on Boris as a future prime minister. Boris in the midst of bloodletting claimed that it is more probable that there is an existential threat of him "being decapitated by a frisbee", then him becoming Prime Minister.But then we are reminded by his own candid confession concerning coke, "I think I was once given cocaine...it was icing sugar.", said Boris who has a very discerning taste when it refers to him being fed with Silver Spoons as a youth. The thorough commentary and final summary of Boris's public life are from a libertarian perspective, with analysis of his political passions to be the next British Prime Minister. Boris's childlike sense of invincibility will then be quenched when he becomes a "reincarnated olive" and Boris is anointed, "King of the World."