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this book is filled with SPAM poetry, often called pseudo- "Haiku", as traditional Haiku is impossible outside of the Japanese language. the result means that some are 7-5-7 meter (which is much better suited to English) and some are 5-7-5 meter - in accordance with the more traditional misinterpretation of haiku in public school English classes. this is obviously a light-hearted endeavor, and should only be consumed by adults with a sense of humor - much like SPAM itself, the central topic of the poetry. it is my sincere hope that you find something of interest, and a few that make you smile. even a little. thanks to Amazon's limited formatting controls, each page provides ample space for your personal notes and reflection upon the verses!