Author Description

-SPACE FORCE NEEDS YOU!- They're three of the biggest jackasses that ever joined the Space Force, and they just made contact with alien Jehovah's Witnesses. No space is safe in this raunchy parody of all things sci-fi. Teabagging never tasted so good. What, you want more? Well, here's the gist.They're just three screw-ups who've found themselves stationed on a remote outpost. Then they meet an alien race spreading the gospel, and their universe changes. They will find love in full-body condoms. They will learn to laugh at things that shouldn't be laughed at. And they will have to fight for their lives, because they called the aliens penis people and made fun of their god. If you still want to know more, get the damn book, and find out what happens when an idiot, a pervert, and a bastard walk into a bar.