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After being informed that their estranged wife and movie icon, Madeline De’shea, has passed away, ex-husbands Bernard Everly, Isaac Lynch, Bandit Helms and Marcus Siege come to the realization that they may have to live life without alimony payments. During the reading of the last will and testament, the men are informed that Madeline has left something more behind than tangible assets and real estate ventures. During this time, Ms. De’shea’s body is to be laid to rest in Wet Hills Cemetery, located in the Appalachian Mountains. However, due to an untimely snowstorm, breast implants and two curious gravediggers, Ms. De’shea’s casket slips off Big Cliffy Rock into oblivion.