Author Description

A collection of poems that explores the troubled origins of custard to the perilous quest of the Knights of Foozalah. Dusts off the yet unpublished Dead Sea scroll versions of many popular nursery rhymes and offers some sage advice on haunted toilets and pickles. This book has something for everyone from extolling the virtues of sausages to warning young nappers of the treacherous Gumble Snoop and the nocturnal larceny of Fingers McFilcher. A brimming treasure trove of silliness and verbiage to amuse the young and old alike. A tome to raise a chuckle, answer all the questions that were never worth asking in the first place, soften hardened hearts and send the little (and not so little) ones up the wooden hill.Poems about cucumbers and pies, cannibals and planets, snowflakes and summer days. All comprised to form a veritable treasure trove of amusing (if not rather odd) observations.