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A man who worries he may not be capable of spurring his mermaid wife to conceive. A class of birds conflicted in their relationship with their kindred feathered overlords. A woman whose breasts suddenly abandon her. A man who confuses his wife with his girlfriend, when the two are delivered by the shipping company on the same day. A chicken who, even after partaking of the free snacks at the local bar, proves he is still no good at holding his alcohol. These and other bizarre stories comprise this collection of forty-two curious adventures by Ken Poyner.