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Size doesn't matter. Or does it? I thought I found the guy. You know, that guy? The one that makes your knees go weak with one look? I found him. And then he dropped his pants and I climbed out the window. Oh, not because the size of his anaconda scared me, not at all. But because I didn't want to show him mine. Life isn't easy when your trouser snake is more of a trouser tadpole. I've got a plan to fix that, though. Aunt Rosy is hosting a couple's competition. All I have to do is win it, grab the prize money and get surgery to make myself bigger. The only problem? The guy Aunt Rosy's match-making app chooses as my partner for this competition. It's the anaconda guy. And I don't think I'm over him. This novel is a contemporary MM romantic comedy of approximately 70,000 words. Buy if you're into books featuring second chances, friends to lovers (with some complications!), reality TV, cute pets and a good bit of insanity.