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This is a long tale, so sit comfortably around,Learn of the plot to put Santa in the ground.It wasn't a plan by children judged naughty,T'was a conspiracy by those trusted completely.But I seem to be getting ahead of myself,For you have just lifted this book from the shelf.Perhaps I should first set out the scene,In which our Christmas tale convenes.And should you, dear reader, be adverse to rhyme,I assure, you'll get used to it, all in good time.