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A WILDLY Fictional Account of: How the Very Young Theater & Radio Sensation Orson Welles, Learned Everything About The Art of Cinematography in Half an Hour... Or: Was It a Weekend? I again reiterate, that this is entirely a work of fiction, retold as an apocryphal story of that historic Toland / Welles meeting that was only supposed to have taken several minutes but which I’m told, stretched into an orgiastic weekend of legendary proportions, during which the soon-to-be Icons, Welles and Toland were rumored to have consumed nearly a case of Imported Irish Whiskey, roasted an entire pig and both ended up naked with a half dozen celebrity-look-alike call girls in the pool at the Beverly Hills Hotel!