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All the French and poetry your cat will ever need, this book is aimed at only the most sophisticated of felines. As well as French vocabulary for every occasion, poems include 'The Cat's Tale' by Chaucer's cat and 'Kubla Kat' by Samuel Taylor Coleridge's cat. To a Vase, by Elizabeth Barrett Browning's cat How do I break thee? Let me count the ways. I break thee if thou art at any height My paw can reach, when, smarting from some slight, I sulk, or have one of my crazy days. I break thee with an accidental graze Or twitch of tail, if I should take a fright. I break thee out of pure and simple spite The way I broke the jar of mayonnaise. I break thee if a bug upone thee sits. I break thee if I'm in a playful mood, And then I wrestle with the shiny bits. I break thee if I do not like my food. And if someone thy shards together fits, I'll break thee once again when thou art glued.
This collection of satirical verse and linguistic instruction presents a sophisticated guide for the discerning feline to master the French language and the art of poetic expression. The protagonist—the collective feline consciousness—seeks to elevate its domestic standing through the acquisition of high culture and linguistic prowess. Opposing these intellectual ambitions are the mundane realities of household objects, human dietary choices, and the inherent, chaotic instincts of the cat. The narrative framework utilizes a series of parodied literary classics and instructional vocabulary lists to articulate the feline perspective on human civilization.
This work is widely regarded as a quintessential example of the humorous pet-parody genre that gained significant traction in the late twentieth and early twenty-first centuries. The text relies on the juxtaposition of high-brow literary references with the base, often destructive behaviors associated with domestic cats. Readers typically engage with the book as a lighthearted novelty item, appreciating the cleverness of the poetic adaptations. The humor remains consistent throughout the volume, providing a sustained satirical look at the absurdity of projecting human intellectual pursuits onto animals. The book succeeds by maintaining a deadpan tone that treats the feline's destructive nature with the gravity of a serious literary critique.
Page Count:
192
Publication Date:
2004-01-01
Publisher:
Harpercollins Entertainment
ISBN-10:
0007194129
ISBN-13:
9780007194124
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