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RENOVATED COTTAGE FOR RENTCozy 2 Bed, 2 Bath on picturesque Lake Penton close to quaint shops and trendy restaurants.Applicant requirements: Should not be a sweet, loving man whose career as an Adventure Guide for disabled children melts my heart. Must not be a straight, handsome Adonis who possess sparkling, mahogany brown eyes and a captivating smile that sets my pants on fire.Rules of occupancy: Refrain from performing any outdoor activities shirtless. Do not force me to spy on your muscular, perfectly toned ass, and jaw dropping full frontal while skinny dipping. NO mischievous, so ugly they're cute, dogs allowed.Landlord's secretly desired shared amenities: His body and love.The reason I should've posted this ad: Along came Travis.