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"Fyg! Yes! Go to that pile of books there and retrieve for me the one with the plain, false leather cover. No, not that one... Not that one either. No, Fyg, each version's cover is unique, so you should have less trouble with this. I need the ultra-fine ten-squares-per-Inch grid for this border dispute here. Not the slimmer-than-college-rule notebooks, Fyg. Yes! No, not the right size. There are eight to choose from, yes, I am aware. Yes, there are right and left handed versions of each. No, I still only need the one for everything here, as each grid page contains line margins for text at its foot. Crandor, if she doesn't shape up, I'm certain you will pass her as my favored student..." - Toffin the Bureaucrat, "Mysterious Patron drops: the Ghosts of Jawline Rock"