Step right up, ladies and gentlemen! But be wary, for what lurks beyond these curtains is not for the faint of heart! Witness a man who discovers the best way to rid his basement of asbestos is by eating it! But he’s in for a surprise—who could have ever expected asbestos would taste so good? Perhaps you’ve murdered your wife by accident? No problem, just call the Phoenix Corp! They’ll take care of the problem for you. Just know that if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is! Have you heard of the new STD everyone’s been talking about? It’s called the TNT, and you don’t want to catch it—it will literally make you explode! These are but a few of the demented delights that await you, should you be brave enough to enter! Killer hamsters, magic teacups, demon fetuses—we’ve got it all at the Bizarro Circus of Madness! Featuring the following stories: Something Burrowed, Something Blue by Em Starr Ad Augendam Dolorem by John Chambers Eating Asbestos by James Dorr My Tiny Aphrodite by Sebastian Gray Gothic Heroine Pixelated by KT Wagner Would You Like to Join My Cult by Jacy Morris Our Love Was Nitro by Nathan Carson The Phoenix Corp by Alex Rogers What She Took by Stephen Millard LOOK AT ME by Madeleine Swann Family Appreciation Day by Arvee Fantilagan The Garfield Phones from the Ocean by Ben Arzate The Hanger Technique by Jonathan Torres The Effect of Magene on Life, Lifestyle, and Longevity: A Proposed Randomised Controlled Trial Studying the Effects of the Magene Mutation by Ben Matthews Debbie My Eyes by Michael Fowler Patchwork Girls by Hannah Baxter Hamster Hackers by Sam Logan Of Course the Tiger Was Invited (And Other Acceptable Realities from the Parish Noticeboard) by Paul Merrell Aphelian's Masterpiece by Joe Koch Oh, to Be a Wooden Ship, Sailing an Endless Sea! by Scott Edelmen The Very, Very Last Gender Apocalypse by Bitter