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For centuries the cult of Cthulhu has attempted to raise the sunken city of R'lyh. Now they've done just that and what do the Old Ones want to do? Much to the cult's horror, the insanity isn't so much eldritch, as it is a lack of musical talent. They want to rock!!! Every night the cult is forced to gather on the shore to attend THE BAND OF THE GODS!What happens when monsters get too old to scare anymore? They move to a retirement community, of course! When a van of proto-punks stumble onto the quiet little town, these geriatric ghouls decide to have a final oorah to prove they still got at least a spark of the old talent to terrorize.A long forgotten slice of pizza is uncovered by a drunken frat boy. On it is a mold that might end up being the ultimate threat to all of mankind.Open the book and get enthralled by eleven bizarre stories, just remember to blink no matter how enthralled you become, lest your eyeballs might begin to bleed.