Author Description

This short essay humor book is guaranteed to make you laugh out loud repeatedly. The essays are everyday stories about life which the author turns into hilarious tales. The title story is about how Don attempts to keep wild turkeys from raiding his bird feeders. Other subjects include the joys of 3-ply toilet paper, middle-aged man rage, losing socks in the dryer, dealing with technology, and more fun stuff. It also contains some more reflective essays dealing with how his parents met, his search for his real grandfather, and owning his first dog. A very entertaining and enjoyable read!