This book investigates the history of the universe from the Big Bang to the birth of Jesus Christ through the lens of tabloid journalism. Author Neil Roberts utilizes the irreverent, sensationalist style of Britain's biggest-selling newspaper to reframe monumental historical and scientific events as if they were breaking news headlines. The work serves as a satirical companion to the author's previous volume, applying a distinctively British tabloid voice to the origins of existence and early human innovation.

The work is regarded as a lighthearted, satirical exercise that prioritizes entertainment and stylistic mimicry over academic rigor. Its framing suggests an accessible, comedic take on historical events designed for readers familiar with the specific tone of British tabloid media.