Following a difficult romantic separation, the protagonist attempts to navigate a self-imposed vow of celibacy and emotional independence alongside her friend Scarlet. The narrative follows the protagonist as she navigates the social and personal fallout of her recent breakup, attempting to adhere to a strict four-point mission statement designed to eliminate romantic complications. The story is presented through a first-person perspective, capturing the internal monologue of a character struggling to balance her desire for autonomy with the realities of her social circle. The world is defined by the mundane yet high-stakes environment of modern dating and friendship dynamics.

Readers frequently highlight the lighthearted and relatable tone of the narrative, noting that the protagonist's internal struggles provide a humorous look at modern dating. Discussion often centers on the chemistry between the two leads and the effectiveness of the mission statement as a plot device to drive the story forward. Critics observe that the pacing remains brisk, focusing more on character interactions than complex world-building. The book is often praised for its ability to balance comedic moments with the genuine frustrations of navigating life after a relationship ends.